X-rated banking

Amidst a stream of meaningless buzzwords, Twitter’s CEO (is anyone who doesn’t pay Elon $8 a month going to call it “X”?) has proposed an idea that is hilariously dumb even by Elon-era Twitter standards:
I asked ChatGPT to write a Twitter CEO's speech introducing a brand shift to "X". ChatGPT's knowledge base ends in 2021. But it was almost exactly the same as Yaccarino's tweets. Strong chance she used ChatGPT here 😅
"Welcome to X – the future state of unlimited interactivity." https://t.co/panFoBhgUq pic.twitter.com/7U19ck3SSd— Eve Fairbanks (@evefairbanks) July 24, 2023
i try to access my savings account and the ATM screen only displays a crying laughing emoji. it spits out a receipt that there are only two genders. i call customer service and they forget where they put my money but it was “somewhere epic” https://t.co/YKd4UXoL67— mattie rose (@Lubchansky) July 23, 2023
Banking? From the people who can’t competently operate the microblogging website they took over? I would rather give my money to a guy working out of the back of his truck wearing a “Federal Breast Inspector” t-shirt than Elon Musk.