Wokeness killed my grandmother and stole my car keys
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The Republican Party in 2023, summarized:
Nikki Haley: "Wokeness is a virus more dangerous than any pandemic, hands down" pic.twitter.com/YPRrxQ4P6a— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 3, 2023
Choking to death alone might seem bad, but have you ever had a sophomore politely tell a student reporter that deli turkey smothered in Kroger brand ketchup probably shouldn’t be called “coq au vin?” I can say without hyperbole that the latter is a million times worse.