Bills no honest man can pay
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The Woke Mob stole my $44 billion lunch money!
The key to understanding Elon Musk is that he’s not cool, not funny, not attractive to women — having 37 kids is a desperate attempt to prove that you can’t buy a thrill — and basically the biggest dork in every room. Everything he’s ever done is an attempt to hide these terrible truths from the world, and even more so, himself.
Spending two thirds of the money in the world to buy Twitter so that his Incel Army could assure him that all these things aren’t true was an overdetermined climax to this particularly farcical chapter of the New Gilded Age.