It sure would be sad if Ted Cruz died of COVID

And by “sad” I mean “totally awesome” — but of course that’s not going to happen, because Ted is vaccinated. Still, Ted is more than willing to murder large numbers of his own constituents by making sure they get the Delta variant while still unvaccinated, because lots of Texans dying in a grotesque and completely unnecessary way is good for Ted Cruz’s political future. (A lot of people are saying that the Cruz family has a long history of murdering people in Texas. I don’t know if this is actually true, but I think it’s important to teach the controversy. Maybe Joe Rogan can have me on to talk about it).

The whole “we’re against government mandates because Freedom ™ schtick is just that. Cruz and the rest of the leadership of the Republican party are actually against even the most benign government attempts to get people to get themselves and their children vaccinated, because Ted Cruz and the rest of them are pure scum.