Dispatches from Real America (TM)

Why has no journalist from the Times or Post gone out to Scranton to interview these examples of pure Americanism about their opinions on Critical Race Theory?

Police in Lackawanna County broke up an exorcism in the lumber aisle of a home-improvement store Monday.

Details are scarce on just what was going on inside the Home Depot on Commerce Drive in Dickson City Monday afternoon, but police were called around 3:26 p.m. to escort several people out of the store for “bad behavior,” WBRE/WYOU is reporting.

According to reports, the exorcism was held for the trees that had been turned into lumber.

The police blotter item posted on the Dickson City police Facebook page gave few clues as to what happened, simply saying:

“3:26pm Commerce Blvd. @ Home Depot for disorderly people having an exorcism in the lumber aisle for the dead trees. They were escorted out of the building.”

Close to 200 comments on the post begged for more details.

There is no indication the incident had anything to do with the price of lumber.