Natural Order Of Universe Reasserts Itself
Distraught Oregon fans should keep three things in mind:
- Even if this is the end of an era for Duck football, remember that Eugene will always have
a national championshipacademicsvibrant urban amenitiesgentlemanly club lifehemp consumption per capita. - A year with Trent Baalke, Jed York, and Hey-Gabba-Gabbert has got to be making college recruiting look a lot more palatable to Chip Kelly.
- You’re not Rutgers!