Natural Order Of Universe Reasserts Itself

Distraught Oregon fans should keep three things in mind:

• Even if this is the end of an era for Duck football, remember that Eugene will always have a national championship academics vibrant urban amenities gentlemanly club life hemp consumption per capita.
• A year with Trent Baalke, Jed York, and Hey-Gabba-Gabbert has got to be making college recruiting look a lot more palatable to Chip Kelly.
• You’re not Rutgers!