A Day With the Donald — A Non-Exhaustive List
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- Continued to make racist attacks against Zhzir Khan.
- For the second time in two days attacked a marshal at a press conference for having the temerity to not allow him to egregiously violate maximum occupancy regulations.
- Subject to NYT investigation of his draft-dodging.
- Preemptively declared that the elections are rigged.
- Announced unimpressive (if inadvertently amusing) fundraising numbers.
- Declared that victims of sexual harassment should just quit (perhaps overlooking that not everyone can just get another sinecure within their father’s network of cons.)
- Got terrible polling numbers.
- Made terrible fast food selection (although, to be Scrupulously Fair, he was in Ohio, so it could have been Skyline.)
UPDATE: Warren Terra beat me to the concept!
…a comprehensive account. And another one.