Implode

Kids, don’t say stuff like this if you hope to work for (or, you know, run) government some day:

"Russia, if you're listening, I hope you find the 33,000 emails that are missing. I think you'll be rewarded mightily by our press!" WTF WTF

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) July 27, 2016

Also, just the kind of guy you want in control of your missiles:

And now Trump suggesting without any evidence that it's China, not Russia: "It’s probably China.”

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) July 27, 2016