It’s always good to have a union-based holiday. So here’s a list of union-made candy, usefully provided by UFCW.
Support your brothers and sisters by shopping union-made this Easter! pic.twitter.com/6iXOeQ4No9
— UFCW (@UFCW) March 24, 2016
However, I want to be clear on something. Don’t blame unions for Peeps. Peeps are candy bought by parents who don’t love their children, but feel social pressure to buy candy for them anyway. People often blame unions for the terrible U.S. cars of the 1970s and 1980s. This is ridiculous. It’s not like the UAW was involved in the design process. Similarly, it’s not like UFCW is involved in the decision to continue to make the worst candy in known human history. They are just making sure said terrible candy supports a middle-class household.