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Twitter Fight Club Round 2

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Last week I barely escaped the clutches of the perfidious Ali Gharib, squeaking into the second round by a very slim margin (popular vote counts for half, judge assessment the other half). Now, I face a much more serious challenge in the form of Dr. Laura Seay of Morehouse College. Seay has significant advantages in intelligence, charisma, tact, number of followers, and apparently hotness:

It is my intention to offset these advantages by shamelessly pandering to the judges,  waging a vile smear campaign against my worthy foe, and by pointing out that Ezra Klein once praised my “rugged good looks.”

Vote early.  Vote often.

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