Twitter Fight Club Round 2
By Last week I barely escaped the clutches of the perfidious Ali Gharib, squeaking into the second round by a very slim margin (popular vote counts for half, judge assessment the other half). Now, I face a much more serious challenge in the form of Dr. Laura Seay of Morehouse College. Seay has significant advantages in intelligence, charisma, tact, number of followers, and apparently hotness:
Fact: I’m rated hottest in my department on RateMyProfessors.com. @drfarls is not: bit.ly/YajFxs
— Laura Seay (@texasinafrica) March 25, 2013
It is my intention to offset these advantages by shamelessly pandering to the judges, waging a vile smear campaign against my worthy foe, and by pointing out that Ezra Klein once praised my “rugged good looks.”