Just to Be Clear
By When it comes to the auto bailout, as with pretty much everything else, Mittens is dissembling his ass off.
Also, I’m happy that Obama didn’t take the extra-drowsy cold medication before this debate. Meanwhile, Romney’s bullying entitled douche is really coming through tonight; I expect him to pull out a pair of scissors soon.
…Don’t worry ladies! Roe v. Wade will be overruled, and you might lose contraceptive coverage, but Uncle Mittens has a little black book BINDERS AND BINDERS full of women!
…personal to Mittens: you never open your mouth unless you know what the shot is. Proceed, governor.
…I mean, if your strategy is to be a complete dick, you’d better at least be right.
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