Climate Change Is Funny As Shit! Especially on the Gulf Coast!
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The Republican Party of 2012, defined:
President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. [Pause. Laughter.] MY promise…is to help you and your family.
The smarmy-even-for-Romney delivery and the audience reaction made it even worse than it looked on paper. In fairness, shelter is hardly the help that families need. What else can you say? Well, that hiring Jonah Goldberg as a script doctor was a terrible idea.
For those who missed it, the video from Clint Eastwood’s speech is below.