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I’m not so sure Santorum would approve of this sex kit for church-going Polish Catholics:

The dice recommends where partners should caress or kiss each other, if they have run out of ideas in their long marriages. (Hands, as scandalous as that is, is one of the recommendations.)

Customers can buy the dice separately, or in a “romantic evening package” that comes with raunchy underwear, massage oil and a book called “Theology of the body – blessed by John Paul II.”

Bringing the pope into the bedroom is extra sexy.

I am also fascinated by Father Ksawery Knotz and his preachings on oral sex and Catholic doctrine:

Caressing the external genitals with your lips or tongue as an element of foreplay is morally acceptable and we must not perceive it as a sin…The Church preaching would contradict itself claiming that some parts of a beloved person’s body, such as mouth, breasts, thighs, buttocks, can be caressed and kissed, while others, such as genitals, cannot be kissed, caressed or touched.

There you have it. Having spent the first half of 2011 being schooled in Catholic sexual theology, I find this kind of thing so incredibly weird.

I would pay to have a reporter ask Santorum if he approved of Catholic teachings on oral sex.

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