I offer the following in the spirit of non-partisan sobriety, acknowledging the Great and Awesome Blessings that the sustained life of our Glorious and Respected Comrade Leader bestows upon us all.
Lest anyone doubt the reason for Richard Bruce Cheney’s deliverance from peril into the waiting arms of March, unto you I say behold!
March is DVT Awareness Month. DVT Awareness Month is being sponsored by the Coalition to Prevent DVT to raise awareness of this serious medical condition among consumers, healthcare professionals, government, and public health leaders.
US Vice-President Dick Cheney has a blood clot in his leg and is being treated with blood-thinning medication, his office has said. . . .
Mr. Cheney recently returned to Washington after long flights to Japan, Australia, Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Blood clots – or deep vein thrombosis (DVT) – can be associated with long-distance flying because it leads to inactivity and dehydration.
In addition to mustering us all quietly to war against Iran, our Beloved and Beneficent Vice President has now drawn our attention — as the month of March requires — to an affliction that will strike over two million Americans this year and will kill around 200,000. Until today, roughly three quarters of our countrymen had little or no awareness of the severe threat posed to our nation’s existence by DVT.
Thanks to Dick Cheney, even the Islamofascists are now better informed about this silent killer. Thanks, Mr. Vice President. Keep on truckin’.