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[ 0 ] September 30, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

I have been lax in my responding-to-memes responsibilities, so given that I’ve been tagged by Lindsay I’d better submit what I’ve read of the 100 banned books list:

The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier; The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain; Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck; The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger; The Color Purple by Alice Walker; Blubber by Judy Blume; The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood; To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee; Beloved by Toni Morrison; The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton; The Pigman by Paul Zindel; A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein; Brave New World by Aldous Huxley; James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl; American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis; Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut; Lord of the Flies by William Golding; Native Son by Richard Wright; The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain; Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison.

Not a very impressive list; too much reading about sabermetrics crowding out would would for any normal, well-abjusted person be the period for young adult books is a major problem.

I would like to propose a meme of my own, which is admittedly exceedingly lame (and, in my case, embarassing.) Jesse links to this list of the top-grossing moives of 1985. Now that I’m a cranky snob when it comes to movie I’m lucky to see one or two of a year’s top 20, but at the time I not only had more catholic tastes but my best friend’s father was very well-connected and got a lot of movie passes, had Canada’s equivalent of HBO when it was unusual to have it, etc. So I was suprised how many of these that I’ve seen (I still remember seeing a sneak preview of Fletch as a double feature with Gotcha! (Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick.) So, anyway, of the top 50 movies of 1985, I have seen (ones I saw in the theater in bold):

1. Back to the Future
3. Rocky IV
4. The Color Purple
5. Out of Afr…zzzzzz…sorry, I fell asleep before I could finish the title.
6. Cocoon
7. The Jewel of the Nile
8. Witness
9. The Goonies
10. Spies Like Us
11. Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
12. Fletch
14. European Vacation
16. The Breakfast Club
19. Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
20. Brewster’s Millions
22. Jagged Edge
25. Commando
26. Teen Wolf
27. 101 Dalmatians (Re-issue) (1985)
28. Silverado
31. Desperately Seeking Susan
32. Prizzi’s Honor
34. Agnes of God
36. Summer Rental
37. The Emerald Forest
38. Weird Science
43. Porky’s Revenge
45. Volunteers
46. Young Sherlock Holmes
47. Year of the Dragon [if you thought Heaven's Gate sucked...]
49. The Sure Thing
50. Invasion U.S.A.

Hmm, that’s one impressive collection of crap. I think it’s safe to say that my taste has improved, although I would have been a more agreeable date back then. (“What? See Serenity when there’s a “Louis Malle’s most depressing existientialist movies” festival in town?”) And at least even as a young teenager I knew enough to avoid Joel Schumacher. (I’m not counting E.T., which I saw on a sneak review before its original release and haven’t seen since.)

I offer either meme to anybody who dares to answer their call!

Big Papi!

[ 0 ] September 29, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

Nice to come home just in time for the winning single. Thank Jeebus–it was looking like a strong possibility of the Pinstriped Douchebags in the playoffs without even a dramatic Sunday game to compensate. And the Orioles were just dead on their feet…you know when James “The Fire Next Start” Baldwin comes into the game in the 3rd inning that it’s hopeless…

"Times Are Changing’ Back"

[ 0 ] September 29, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

Ah, finally a group than Ann Althouse won’t have to engage in bizarre projections to like! Even better, because they sing about nothing about politics, there’s none of those pesky “aesthetics” to boil off before you can absorb the only thing you’re interested in. I think this may be my favorite Right Brothers lyric:

Well, I ain’t never seen a grandma
Strap dynamite around her waist
Or put explosives in her slip-ons
And try to blow a plane to outerspace
As a matter of fact every terrorist act
That’s taken place in the friendly sky
You must understand has been by an olived skinned man
Between 18 and 35

Chorus
You can’t racial profile
We’ve got laws against that insensitive attack
And meanwhile, they can pull every granny out of line
You can poke ‘em and prod ‘em if they’re yellow, black or white
But if they’re Middle Eastern well you’d better treat ‘em right
‘Cause being politically correct is more important than saving lives

I’m not sure what’s worse; having Sean Hannity transcripts read by a badly drawn duck, or turned into crappy folk music. Now, compare this to something written by a real artist:

Oh, who did you meet, my blue-eyed son?
Who did you meet, my darling young one?
I met a young child beside a dead pony,
I met a white man who walked a black dog,
I met a young woman whose body was burning,
I met a young girl, she gave me a rainbow,
I met one man who was wounded in love,
I met another man who was wounded with hatred,
And it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard,
It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.

Oh, what’ll you do now, my blue-eyed son?
Oh, what’ll you do now, my darling young one?
I’m a-goin’ back out ‘fore the rain starts a-fallin’,
I’ll walk to the depths of the deepest black forest,
Where the people are many and their hands are all empty,
Where the pellets of poison are flooding their waters,
Where the home in the valley meets the damp dirty prison,
Where the executioner’s face is always well hidden,
Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten,
Where black is the color, where none is the number,
And I’ll tell it and think it and speak it and breathe it,
And reflect it from the mountain so all souls can see it,
Then I’ll stand on the ocean until I start sinkin’,
But I’ll know my song well before I start singin’,
And it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard,
It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.

And then imagine the kind of person who would try to reduce even the latter to nothing but a position paper, or even worse would have to convince themselves that the writer shares their political convictions before they could appreciate it. When you come down to it, Stalinist aesthethics are their own punishment…

Did Earnest Byner Throw Out the First Pitch?

[ 0 ] September 28, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

Ah, much to the dismay of this Yankee-hater, the Tribe somehow manged to be shut out by the pitching-like stylings of Mr. Seth McClung this evening. And the Red Sox are also choking–I think it must be the curse of Curt Schilling’s Schilling for Bush. Gad, the Yankees may have this wrapped up before Sunday…

Che Guevara? You’d Better Believe He Was A Right-Winger.

[ 0 ] September 28, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

Shorter Ann Althouse: Emma Goldman, William O. Douglas, and Eugene Debs are just three of the many people formerly thought of as leftists who were clearly men and women of the right; after all, they were strong individuals. And Stalin must have been a right-winger too; after all, I’m a right-winger, and I admire his aesthetic principles.

(Via Crooked Timber.)

Love Is Always Scarpering, or Cowering, or Fawning–You Drink Yourself Insensitive and Hate Yourself in the Morning

[ 0 ] September 28, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

Looking for a nice, hackish response to the DeLay indictments, I turned to Powerline, who certainly didn’t disappoint. First, Assrocket repeats the completely false claim that Ronnie Earle is a “partisan hack.” Then he prints some DeLay speeches and press releases verbatim, rather than trying to put them into his own words as usual. And then, the punchline: “The Bush administration should take a lesson from DeLay’s aggressive self-defense.” Yes, if there’s any problem the Bush administration has, it’s their constant tendency to admit that they’re wrong while refraining from criticizing their political opponents.

But you kind of have to feel sorry for him, and not only because nobody could be such a bootlicking hack and maintain an ounce of self-respect. After all, if Earle hadn’t shot poor DeLay, Assrocket could’ve had him for his wife…

(Things I Hate)*(Things I Really, Really Hate)

[ 0 ] September 27, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

Wow, yet another TLC home improvement show. Starring Adam Carolla. Wow. What wonders will the pop culture industry produce next? A Star Wars novelization by Neal Stephenson? Medved/Chetwynd: The Collected Interviews? “Jessica Simpson Performs the Songs of Nickelback”? Patch Adams 2: A Film By Michael Bay? Doug Giles interviewing Annie Jacobsen?

Shakes Sis is also on the Carolla-bashing case.

GOP: Fetuses Are Rights-bearing Subjects, Adult Women Are Not

[ 1 ] September 26, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

Deep Thoughts, by Tacitus:

Suffice it to say that neither pole of the American ideological mainstream has a claim to a consistent life ethic. The left at large is willing to fight for the certain humanity of the most base savage; but it can barely be stirred for the probable humanity of the innocent child. The right at large defends the unborn with admirable tenacity; but it happily slaughters those whom a judiciary (that it otherwise despises) deems unfit to live, and thereby implicitly subscribes to an ethic whereby humanity’s value is a thing earned rather than inherent. Neither position is free of grave contradiction. Neither is worthy of continuance. Neither yields coherent policy. [my emphasis]

The pretensions to philosophy notwithstanding, we’re back to the hoary old junior-high school debating line: “How can you support abortion while opposing the death penalty? Or vice versa?” And the thing is, the argument is quite silly. A concept at such a high level of abstraction obviously cannot yield convincing contradictions, because all the interesting work is in the details. (And I should note that this cuts both ways: it is perfectly easy for those who support the death penalty and the criminalization of abortion to distinguish the two: the fetus is seen as an innocent life, while those subject to the death penalty are not, and all non-anarchists and pacifists accept some use of state violence to protect society even as they presumably oppose murder. You can disagree with this analysis, but there’s nothing inherently inconsistent about holding these positions. And there’s no reason for any non-Catholic to engage in moral reasoning that starts from an abstract, homogenous conception of “life.” )

And so, of course, Tacitus’ attempt to catch supporters of reproductive rights in a contradiction is only useful as an illustration if you’re trying to explain to someone what “begging the question” means. Since pro-choicers completely reject the premise that the fetus is a “child”, there is obviously no internal contradiction in the arguments of pro-choicers who oppose the death penalty. And then, of course, there’s the bigger question: why on earth should pro-choicers accept the premise that the fetus is the moral equivalent of a “child,” when most of the people who purportedly believe it aren’t willing to apply this principle with the slightest consistency?

We saw an amusing example of this in this recent thread, when Niels Jackson went from arguing that abortion consisted of “killing babies” to arguing that the vast majority of abortions are really like killing, er, bald eagles or something. (Or cats, maybe. But not cows, because then you couldn’t bootstrap criminal sanctions from a risibly arbitrary comparison. And since bald eagles generally do not live in women’s bodies, the analogy is null in any case.) At any rate, he’s already conceded that Tacitus’ frame is wrong. But that’s just one commenter—what does that prove? So let’s see what the platform of the party that controls all 3 branches of the federal government says about it:

We must keep our pledge to the first guarantee of the Declaration of Independence. That is why we say the unborn child has a fundamental individual right to life which cannot be infringed. We support a human life amendment to the Constitution and we endorse legislation to make it clear that the 14th Amendment’s protections apply to unborn children. Our purpose is to have legislative and judicial protection of that right against those who perform abortions. We oppose using public revenues for abortion and will not fund organizations which advocate it. We support the appointment of judges who respect traditional family values and the sanctity of innocent human life.

We oppose abortion, but our pro-life agenda does not include punitive action against women who have an abortion. We salute those who provide alternatives to abortion and offer adoption services, and we commend Congressional Republicans for expanding assistance to adopting families and for removing racial barriers to adoption.

Consider, first of all, the radicalism of the HRA plank. Considering the fetus a “person” under 14th Amendment would require—not permit, but require—abortion to be treated as first degree murder in all 50 states. But, if you believe Tacitus’ framing of the issue, this is the only logical outcome; laws against killing “children” already exist, and presumably they should be applied. The question at hand, however, is whether any actual abortion restrictions would actually look like the Republican proposal. And the answer is: of course not. Most of the abortion bans that existed in 1973 had significantly lower penalties, and yet they were virtually never enforced against doctors who performed abortions on affluent white women. And the reasons for this are obvious: abortion laws that rigorously applied harsh penalties would be immediately repealed, because people willing to consistently apply “pro-life” principles are a vanishingly small minority. Is there any reason to believe that such laws would be different now? Obviously not—public opinion on abortion is basically the same as it was in 1973, and considerably more liberal than it was in 1963 (when weak abortion laws were largely unenforced.) So already we see the seamless web of the allegedly “pro-life” position torn by grave internal contradictions.

But wait—it gets worse. We now get to the second clause, which exempts women who initiate the decision to get an abortion entirely from criminal penalties! So, in other words, women who procure abortions are committing first-degree murder—but should not be punished. (Enshrining this principle into criminal law would certainly have interesting consequences; if you want somebody killed, just pay somebody to do it, and as far as you’re concerned it’s all nice and legal.) There are two possible explanations for this bizarre combination of policies. The first—which is the reason that abortion laws passed in the 19th century (including the Texas law struck down in Roe) applied only to doctors—is that Republicans do not consider women to be responsible rights-bearing subjects (unlike, say, the first-trimester fetus that inhabits a woman’s body.) Given the extent to which the “pro-life” position tends to come packaged with a variety of other patriarchal regulations of female sexuality, this would seem to be a significant part of the puzzle. You may remember this kind of phony male chauvinist “compassion” from some of the conservative op-eds that came out in the wake of Karla Faye Tucker and Titanic—it used to be women and children first, but then those feminists ruined everything and now a woman can be executed as if the laws should apply to them because they’re legal persons or something. (I mean, sure, women couldn’t own property or vote or practice law or anything, but I bet they’d trade that for having doors held open for them regularly anytime!) Shorter American pro-life movement: fetuses are right-bearing subjects, adult women are not. But there is a second explanation: pro-lifers sincerely believe that women who get abortions are guilty of first-degree murder, but they are willing to abandon this purely for reasons of political expedience. If this is the case, this provides yet another glaring hint that new bans on abortion would be as internally contradictory and inequitably enforced as the old ones, and that the rhetoric of most “pro-lifers” about fetuses being “children” is not to be taken seriously.

And, of course, there are additional examples of pro-lifers being unwilling to apply their own first premises logically. Jill recently noted that the Netherlands has a much lower abortion rate than the United States. This is generally true of most liberal democracies with access to abortion; the U.S. is a distinct outlier when it comes to abortion rates. Even Canada, where abortion is both unregulated and state funded, has lower abortion rates. And the reasons for this are obvious: certain policies, like providing access to contraception, rational and scientifically accurate sex education, and subsidized child care, have the predictable effect of lowering abortion rates. (Not surprisingly, women who are aware of and have access to contraception generally prefer to use it rather than getting abortions.) Given that doctors performed large numbers of abortions even when the practice was formally illegal, one might think that “pro-lifers” would be interested in such policies. But, of course, they aren’t; there are individual exceptions, but for the most part Republican “pro-lifers” are much less likely to support such policies. Because, after all, policies that allow women to make sexual choices that conservatives disapprove of are the real enemy. Among the most odious recent example of this is conservative opposition to HPV vaccinations. (Death before unmarried sex—very “pro-life.”) People who oppose rational sex. ed. are, in fact, so powerful within the Republican party that they can force the physician who is the Republican leader in the Senate to pretend on national television that AIDS might be spread through tears and compel the government to put lies about the effectiveness of condoms on government websites. Whatever their subjective motivations are, we know that given a stark choice between protecting fetal life and maintaining reactionary and patriarchal conceptions of sexuality, most “pro-lifers” will choose the latter. Which leads us right back to the original point: if you don’t apply your own first premises logically, why should someone who rejects your first premises do so?

The positions of the vast majority of the American pro-life movement with respect to abortion, far from representing a coherent set of principles that may be used to evaluate other conservative policies and criticize the allegedly unprincipled positions of those who support reproductive freedom, are in fact a dog’s breakfast of illogic and staggeringly atavistic conceptions of gender roles and sexuality. Before he starts asserting that liberals have inconsistent positions about “life” because the fetus is an “innocent child,” Tacitus should start trying to convince the people who allegedly believe it first.

And Down The Stretch They Come…

[ 0 ] September 26, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

So, we have 4 teams for 3 AL slots…who’s going to be the odd team out? More than anything, I’m hoping that the Tribe keep winning, partly because it would be nice to see Cleveland in the playoffs, but mostly because it would suck to have a two weekend series between divisional rivals that were about nothing but playoff seeding.

The Fedora Amendment

[ 0 ] September 25, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

TBogg finds this gem from constitutional scholar Roger L. Simon, who claims that Russ Feingold demonstrated that he was a principled liberal by voting for John Roberts:

On the other hand, Russ Feingold, whose core political beliefs are far more liberal than Feinstein’s, followed the Constitution and voted yes. You may disagree with Feingold but he is not a fake. That is what democracy should be.

Mr. Bogg is puzzled, as the Constitution seems to explicitly give the Senate the power to “advise and consent” on Presidential nominations, and does not seem to specify any criteria that Senators must use, which seems to make Simon’s claim that Senators are constitutionally obligated to vote for John Roberts idiotic even for an argument made by Roger Simon. However, TBogg’s copy of the Constitution seems to be out-of-date. Lawyers, Guns and Money has obtained a copy of the Constitution currently being used by the right wing of the blogosphere, which contains a clause not in the now-obsolete Constitution being used by people who don’t believe 9/11 should change everyone into Republican hacks:

Amendment XVIII: a)The Senate shall not withhold its consent from any reasonably articulate heterosexual white guy appointed by a Republican President. The Senate shall also not reject any nominee favored by washed-up screenwriters who currently apply their Maoist ideological framework on behalf of the Republican Party.

b)It shall be unconstitutional for the Democrat party to filibuster judicial nominees made by a President of the Republican Party.

See, now it all makes sense! Make sure to make the necessary additions to your own copy.

Hacktacular!

[ 0 ] September 24, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

Kay: “You can get to Jaret Wright in the first inning, but after that he settles down.”

Jaret Wright, ERA by inning (min 10 G):

1st: 5.73
2nd: 2.45
3rd: 7.84
4th: 1.80
5th: 14.00

Yep, you’d better to get to Jaret Wright in the 1st, because if not you might have to wait until the third.

What’s really amazing about this kind of hackery is how pointless it is. Do you think you’re going to convince anybody that Jaret Wright can pitch? I know your boss blew a lot of money on him, but Christ, give it up.

Of course, it would be nice if Scott “Baby let me follow you” Downs wasn’t doing his own homage to Wright…

The False Hope of Consensus

[ 0 ] September 23, 2005 | Scott Lemieux

is a fig leaf that can easily be blown away by the winds of political fortune. If we really believe in abortion rights, let us stand up and say so in a form that will resolve the issue once and for all.” As I’ve said previously, I think as political strategy this is profoundly misguided; I should probably explain why in a little more detail.

I do agree with Ed on a couple of points. Most importantly, as I argued in a previous discussion with Publius, I don’t think (David Souter’s valiant attempts in Casey notwithstanding) that stare decisis is a very convincing basis for upholding Roe. On these issues, I’m basically with Thomas; when it comes to constitutional (as opposed to statutory) interpretation it’s more important to get it right than uphold a bad precedent. I think that Roe should be upheld because it was correctly decided, but it’s virtually impossible (I think) to articulate a principled standard that would not allow one to reconsider Roe but would allow the overturning of, say, Bowers v. Hardwick. And certainly stare decisis won’t save Roe if 5 members of the Court are determined to overturn it.

But none of this makes a constitutional amendment viable. Nobody who favors reproductive rights could dispute that a constitutional amendment entrenching Roe would be a good idea. The problem is that 1)there is absolutely no chance of it happening, and 2)in a hypothetical context in which you could get 2/3 of Congress and 3/4 of the states to agree to such an amendment, Roe would obviously not be threatened in the first place. Even though Roe is popular and the Republican-endorsed Human Life Amendment is not, the former doesn’t have any more chance of passing the arduous amendment process than the latter, and using resources to fight for it would be an equally big waste of time. We should leave hopeless amendment fights to opponents of reproductive freedom.

One of the thing that puzzles me, in studying the abortion issue, how many people are desperate to believe that there’s some way of just ending the debate once and for all, despite the obvious incommensurability of the opposing positions. This is just something that I can’t really understand. Here’s the thing: politics is about conflict. Issues like slavery, on which a true consensus that a previous social arrangement was unjust emerges, are exceptionally rare. Most issues don’t end up being resolved by constitutional amendments. (The 14th Amendment, which would be more analogous, is the exception that proves the rule; it had to be ratified by replacing the amendment process by force, arguably its most important provision was immediately gutted by the Supreme Court, and the apartheid system it was designed to pre-empt persisted for damn near a century anyway.) Moreover, the 13th Amendment reflected the new social consensus; it didn’t create it. A constitutional amendment is not a means of winning the abortion debate; it would be a sign that you’ve already won. But it’s winning in the first place where all the work comes in.

The brutal truth is this: there are no guarantees. Protecting the freedom and equality of women is an ongoing political struggle; there’s no way around it. There’s only two viable ways of protecting Roe: 1)winning elections, or 2)making it politically unprofitable for Republicans to appoint justices who will overturn Roe. It’s difficult to accept that core freedoms should be subject to political changes, but as with most freedoms there’s no way around it. There are no shortcuts.

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