Sarah Palin’s Article II Section 1
By The last refuge of a scoundrel:
Maybe the DNC is RIGGING the primaries. The rather more likely explanation for your failure to meet the extremely lenient standards to make the third debate is that you think that Tucker Carlson’s White Power Hour is a good venue to appeal to Democratic primary voters.
Of course, it’s possible for a novelty candidate to be even more ridiculous:
Yes, I am outraged that the DNC is violating Marianne Williamson’s sacred constitutional right to be invited to each and every party-sanctioned debate even if your only supporters are hack pundits desperate not to think about policy and a handful of nihilist irony bros who would not that woman you in three seconds if you got within 20 points of Bernie in the polls.