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It’d be hilarious if the joke weren’t, you know, on us.
(And here’s a preemptory FU to anyone who posts any variation on “she’s smarter than you think, libruls.” No she isn’t.)
I dunno. The way our various ‘intelligence’ agencies have been operating, she might be just the clown for the job. And think of all the gaffes, faux pas and inadvertent revelations we can expect! Comedy Gold!
Now, who’s going to volunteer to seduce her and collect all that pillow talk?
I’m more than anything dreading the Muslim ‘radicalization’ hearings these clowns are planning. I really think they have a chance to go down in HUAC-level infamy.
What if Michelle Bachman had an affair with Doug Feith? Would the offspring turn around and march right into the ocean as its legs devolved into fins? Would civilization collapse as the average IQ dropped to 73? Or would the child become the editor of the Wapo?
Or all of the above. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Devo was right.
Didn’t Mike Jduge once make a film about the offspring of Bachman and Saxby Chambliss?
Can’t talk! Debatin’!
Bachmann on the Intelligence Committee.
What’s next? Sarah as President of MENSA?
Yeah, or someone who used to provide material support to a terrorist organization as chair of the House Homeland Security Committee? Ha ha ha ha ha [*SOB*]
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