I Can Haz Moral Abomination?

This is the funniest thing I’ve read all month.

UPDATE [by SL]: It’s obviously a rich comedy vein indeed, but my favorite part is Douglas’s assertions about my colleague’s lack of “rigor.” Within the last week, you’ll recall, Douglas wrote an intended-to-be-serious post about a transparently photoshopped hotel receipt showing Michelle Obama to have obtained rooms service (including a bottle of champagne priced below retail) at a hotel in New York while she was at an event in Indiana. I think we can all agree that this is someone whose evauations of intellectual rigor should be taken with the utmost seriousness. I am eagerly awaiting his new post about the latest stunning revelations about this crucial subject!

UPDATE [by davenoon]: This is the last straw. Piss off, Rob. Now Donald is paying more attention to you than to me. Look. I found him; I brought his absinthian splendor to our threads; I made him the increasingly prominent neoconservative he is today. Stop bogarting my troll.

UPDATE [by Rob]: Use him or lose him, dude.