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My recent comments notwithstanding, it should go without saying that my endorsement is most definitely for sale.  I, and indeed most of the other contributors to LGM, will happily shill for whatever you happen to be selling, provided you meet our very reasonable prices.  Of course, pricing depends on profile of contributor (Lemieux and I require top dollar, the rest of the band rather less), subject matter (Campos demands extra for weight loss product endorsements, and Noon’s coveted recommendation of anti-vax literature costs a pretty penny), nature of endorsement (if you want djw to actually use your hair product, or Loomis to use your hair loss product, you’ve got to be willing to open the wallet). Kaufman and Brockington are also available in the unlikely event that you can think of something that you’d want to have either of them endorse.

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  • Krusty the Clown

    I heartily endorse this event or product.

  • JRoth

    Presumably SEK would be happy to endorse Mr. Leonard Dykstra’s financial services.

    • Malaclypse

      I wonder what SEK would charge to endorse Donalde’s teaching practices?

      • firefall

        The World Is Not Enough!

      • I was thinking of an SEK-approved comic strip.

  • Murc

    In order for me to get value for me dollar, I demand Charli’s endorsement! The rest of you are just filler, she’s the crown jewel! The plum in the pudding!

    • Emma in Sydney

      Wikileaks doesn’t have the money, unfortunately. Think what a difference a Carpenter endorsement would make to them? ‘We’ve only just begun….’

  • firefall

    What’s teh going rate for political endorsements? (I can see a great Farley for Bachmann campaign here)

  • c u n d gulag

    But if you’re charging, then how can this be a ‘free’ market of ideas?

    • Bill Murray

      that’s why free is in quotes

  • Morbo

    You’re behind the trend right out of the gate. We all know Brockington has already sold his endorsements to Qatar and Russia.

    • Bill Murray

      but his purpose of using the money to pay Plymouth Argyle players was a good one.

  • Quaker in a Basement

    As one who often finds himself swimming against the tide of popular opinion, my endorsement isn’t worth much. However, I am quite willing to peddle my indifference to all comers.

  • yoyo

    Hi, I’m Bob Farley, I write for the Shooting Lawyers for Money internet web site, and I’m here to endorse SarahPAC’s new ‘moose for your hair’, a wonderful product that does the bumpit without the bumpit!

    • efgoldman

      For the win!

    • Hogan

      Hi, I’m Bob Farley,

      You may remember me from such bloggingheads as “IR Nerds with Hats” and “Libya: WTF?”

  • This is bullshit.

    I demand top dollar for my services. And by that, I mean that if you stacked some dollar bills on a table, you could buy my endorsement by giving me the top one in the stack.

    Erik Loomis, environmental historian, heartily endorses Brand X of Tiger Penis Soup. Taste the last wild tiger cock and feel its power enter your own member. Lord it over your children that you were the last man who got to taste the tenderness of Tiger Dick!

    Note: My endorsement is also available for shark fin soup and rare tropical woods.

    • Law Prof

      An excellent plan, Mr. Loomis — until the competing brand hires a soon-to-be former Congressperson who plainly has the, er, goods. Be prepared to lay it on the table.

      • Oh, I’ll lay it on the table. In fact, I’d do about anything for just one more tiger penis.

        • Hogan

          If it has the Anthony Weiner seal of approval, you know it’s good.

    • Tiger Woods

      I most assuredly do not endorse Loomis’ endorsement.

  • cornbread

    i named my zazzle store I am aware of all internet traditions in a most shameless attempt to make a buck off the genesis of that meme a few years ago. i’ll give a shiny quarter for an endorsement. or two for an even more valuable denunciation.

  • E L

    Endorse this!

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