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Know Your Enemy

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On February 17, 2016

It’s always nice when your enemies lay out the terms of engagement so starkly. I am naturally enough talking about defenders of ketchup. I will cling to my gigantic Heinz ketchup until the end.

False Flag of Convenience

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In chickenhawkery
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On January 4, 2016
The New York Second is no longer the shortest measurement of time. It has been replaced by the Patriot Planck. That is, the amount of time it takes for the SIG-stroking jugheads and their fans to scream “False Flag!” when a fellow jughead does something that is so unpopular that they can’t shrug it of […]

College Protests

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On January 4, 2016

Most colleges and universities are still on their winter break. So the 2015 new pastime of complaining about college protesters no matter what they do is on break. I know the National Review will alwa

Bloody Mary

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On December 28, 2015

This blog has been sadly free from posts stating my aesthetic preferences for at least a month. Sorry about that. Despite the vodka, you’d think I would like the Bloody Mary. After all, the one

There’s a new Twitter feed dedicated to the food of the 1970s. You should follow it. Some examples: Checkmate, bitch pic.twitter.com/HpQc7Q0RuZ — 70s Dinner Party (@70s_party) December 12, 2015 I thought the time-honoured trio was egg, chips and ketchup pic.twitter.com/FT9NApYxKv — 70s Dinner Party (@70s_party) December 12, 2015 Not three words I usually like to […]
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Our National Shame

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In General
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On August 4, 2015
Above: would you like some Spam-infused vodka with that? Look, it’s one thing to be responsible for Ted Cruz, Magic!, and Matt Cooke, but some stains just cannot be washed away: But Sam Panopoulos, 81, of London, Canada, a small city about halfway between Detroit and Toronto, can take it one step further. He can […]

Independence Day

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On July 4, 2015

On this July 4, I embraced the fruits of this great land. Well, technically the fruits of our salt marsh ponds as I gorged myself on this pile of fried whole belly clams from the Clam Shack in Falmout

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