Is someone in the White House passing Trump’s medical records around? Probably not.
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Perhaps the headline should be “Why is the secretary of US Health & Human Services gushing about the president’s yuge testosterone levels?”
“He has incredible health,” Kennedy said “Dr. [Mehmet] Oz looked at his medical records, he said that he has the highest testosterone levels he has ever seen for an individual over 70.”
But we know why the nasty little earwigs in the administration grovel. And we know that in the sad, sweaty land of testicle tanners High T = Big D = They’ll stay 23 forever.
“I know the president will be happy that I repeated that,” Kennedy continued.
Because this wasn’t enough.
“He has the constitution of a deity,” Kennedy said. “I don’t know how he’s alive, but he is.”
Fuck them, I hope absurd public praise is the least humiliating thing he makes them do.
At any rate, back to the alleged statement by Oz. Even if cardiothoracic surgeons regularly check their patients’ hormone levels, CMS Administrator Oz is not on the president’s medical team. However, based on RFK the Lesser’s telling, it seems that at some point someone gave Oz access to the records for some reason so casual that Oz felt it was appropriate to share some of the contents. Junior didn’t clarify whether Oz told him directly or just shouted about it. Either way, that would mean there’s no reason to think Dr. Barbarella wanted an in-house consult from a heart surgeon. Sorry. And I’m not accusing Dr. Barbarella of violating HIPAA. Trump might have told him to send Oz the records, which wouldn’t be the weirdest thing he’s done.
But I think it is more likely Junior has melted his brain with beef tallow enemas and was referring to something that happened in 2016.
The Dr. Oz Show‘s studio audience gave GOP candidate Donald Trump a big round of applause when Dr. Mehmet Oz read Trump’s testosterone level on national TV this morning.
“Your Testosterone is 441 – which is, actually… is good,” Oz said, in another presidential election race first. Oz revealed the stat among a laundry list of test results from Trump’s recent physical exam.
Meh. Close enough for GOP bootlicking.
