Death on the Installment Plan
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Four people were killed and 28 others were injured in a shooting at a birthday party on Saturday night in an Alabama city, officials said.
Sgt. Jeremy Burkett, a spokesman for the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency, said that the shooting in Dadeville took place around 10:34 p.m. At news conferences on Sunday, the authorities did not provide information about who opened fire or why.
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Two men are dead and four others are injured after a shooting in Louisville’s Chickasaw Park on Saturday night, according to Louisville Metro Police. LMPD were called to the west-end park 9 p.m. Saturday where they found six people shot, two of whom were dead when police arrived, Deputy Chief Paul Humphrey told Louisville outlet WDRB. Police are still searching for a suspect. Four others who were shot were taken to the University of Louisville Hospital. One of the victims was in critical condition as of Saturday night, according to WAVE. The surviving victims include an adult woman as well as three other adult men.
I’d say expelling a few more Democrats from state legislatures should solve this problem.