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Sam Alito Komedy Klassics


What a card!

The “best” part is that Alito’s idiotic joke about Black children wearing Klan outfits was his attempt to save himself after the Colorado Solicitor General made the extremely obvious point that Alito’s hypothetical was stupid given that Klan membership is not a protected class under federal or state civil rights laws. (Not yet, anyway.) Meanwhile, the tone with which Alito says “JDate” makes the first exchange even creepier that it already looks on paper.

As I said recently, while Alito has always been exactly this reactionary, he used to be better than any other member of the Court’s reactionary faction in partially masking that behind technical-sounding jargon. Between his brain disintegrating in the acid bath that is the wingnut media ecosphere and Republicans having a supermajority on the Court he just doesn’t give a shit anymore, and it’s not clear if he’s even capable of making an intelligent argument anymore even if he needed to.

In the same oral argument, Neil Gorsuch asserts that training employees to comply with civil rights statutes is fascism:

Hopefully Gorsuch will also be able to rid us of the tyranny of “employees must wash their hands after using the restroom” signs, the 21st century gulag.

The end game here is clear — and was even when Kennedy was trying to deny the obvious with his trademark fake-minimalist bullshit. Civil rights laws will essentially only apply at the consent of the individual because invoking any kind of religious objection will be a get-out-of-nondiscrimination-laws free card.

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