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Trump’s Clean Bill of Awesomeness

Trump, apparently

If I were Trump’s doctor I would just go balls to the wall with it:

The President is in robust health. His heart is strong. His blood is 60% wolf and 40% stripper sweat. His dick can lift 50 lbs. Don’t bother going to Tulsa cuz the gun show’s right under this stud’s shirtsleeves.

What kind of report would you give him? Let’s be silly!

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