Jared Kushner, SUPERGENIUS
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I see no flaws in this new, improved Kushner plan:
In the 24 hours since Trump offered his immigration proposal, not a single Democrat has publicly expressed openness to it.
What they’re saying: Senior White House officials told Axios their strategy — conceived largely by Jared Kushner and Vice President Mike Pence — was to get Trump’s “compromise” immigration bill through the Senate with an overwhelming vote and then pressure House Democrats to break from Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
Again, this legislative stategery is as if the commenters who have 10 Amazing Tricks Obama could have used to get Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson to vote for single payer were actually in charge of implementing the president’s negotiating tactics.
On the other hand, whoever is behind Twitter’s best parody account really is a genius:
Please read my latest: pic.twitter.com/yEVmwgUmTb
— Glem (@GlemGreenwald) January 21, 2019