Gee I wonder what other conversations about paying off Playboy playmates Michael Cohen taped?

In the wake of today’s all-too-predictable revelation that Michael Cohen was making copious and discoverable records of his only client’s most, um, sensitive affairs, an update on Broidygate:

Over the last eight days, I’ve acquired a good deal of very direct evidence strongly suggesting that Shera Bechard had an affair with Donald Trump, who got her with child, then convinced political bribery expert Elliott Broidy that he would find it very profitable to pay the most recent entrant in Donald Trump’s Big Book of Mistresses to abort the pregnancy, and then keep forever silent about the whole thing.

I’ve also uncovered some evidence of a sophisticated (read: not involving Michael Cohen) disinformation campaign, designed to tamp down any further inquiries into whether the incredible series of coincidences that make up the purported Elliott Broidy-Shera Bechard liaison are actually that, or are rather a big pack of lies, crafted to cover up adultery by a sitting — or lying — president of the United States, semi-legal blackmail — or if you prefer mauvemail –extremely illegal bribery, massive media negligence, and much, much more as they say on Madison Avenue and the Sunset Strip.

Stay tuned.