Let Us Dispel With The Fiction That Marco Rubio Isn’t A Glib Snake Oil Salseman
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Despite repeatedly insisting he would return to life as a private citizen after his failed bid for the presidency, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) is expected to announce he’s running for re-election on Wednesday, the Washington Post reported.
Rubio had already begun informing key Republicans he is running ahead of the formal announcement, two anonymous sources told the Post.
“I think that the point that really drove me to change my mind is that as we enter this kind of new chapter in our history here is, there’s another role the Senate plays that I think can be really important in the years to come,” Rubio told the Miami Herald about his decision to run.
Ah, memories:
I have only said like 10000 times I will be a private citizen in January.
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) May 17, 2016
To be Scrupulously Fair, this could still be true! Indeed, if Trump brought his electoral ambitions down again it would be perfect.