Sadly, This Will Only Help Him in the Republican Primaries

I think at this point even H.A. Goodman himself will have to abandon any “not a dime’s worth of difference” scenario:

The latest volley in the battle for the GOP’s presidential nomination could be the most controversial yet.

Texas senator and presidential candidate Ted Cruz is accused of liking Nickelback.

At a campaign stop in Iowa earlier this week, reporters photographed a man hoisting a ‘Ted Cruz Likes Nickelback’ sign.

Given that Maureen Dowd won a Pulitzer, I can say without hesitation his baseless speculation is all the proof I need. And while the country might survive a median Supreme Court justice who has to turn to the left to see Antonin Scalia, liking the Canadian version of Creed rather than the homegrown American version is surely a dealbreaker.

Let me also add at this point #notallpeopleborninCalgary.