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More further adventures of OLDMAN CAT

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OLDMAN CAT: HOW CLEAN IS THIS WATER

SEK: I just changed it.

OLDMAN CAT: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10

SEK: It’s a ten.

OLDMAN CAT: IN WHICH 1 IS DIRTY AND 10 IS REALLY FUCKING DIRTY

SEK: I just changed it.

OLDMAN CAT: SO THAT’S A 1

SEK: No, it’s a zero.

OLDMAN CAT: OH YOU MEAN IT’S PRE-DIRTY

SEK: No, I mean it’s clean.

OLDMAN CAT: I DON’T KNOW I’M TESTING IT WITH MY PAW AND IT FEELS PRETTY PRE-DIRTY

SEK: “Pre-dirty” means “clean,” same thing.

OLDMAN CAT: NOW IT FEELS REALLY DIRTY

SEK: Like someone got out of the litter box and stuck his paw in his water bowl?

OLDMAN CAT: EXACTLY NOW FIX IT

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