More further adventures of OLDMAN CAT
OLDMAN CAT: HOW CLEAN IS THIS WATER
SEK: I just changed it.
OLDMAN CAT: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10
SEK: It’s a ten.
OLDMAN CAT: IN WHICH 1 IS DIRTY AND 10 IS REALLY FUCKING DIRTY
SEK: I just changed it.
OLDMAN CAT: SO THAT’S A 1
SEK: No, it’s a zero.
OLDMAN CAT: OH YOU MEAN IT’S PRE-DIRTY
SEK: No, I mean it’s clean.
OLDMAN CAT: I DON’T KNOW I’M TESTING IT WITH MY PAW AND IT FEELS PRETTY PRE-DIRTY
SEK: “Pre-dirty” means “clean,” same thing.
OLDMAN CAT: NOW IT FEELS REALLY DIRTY
SEK: Like someone got out of the litter box and stuck his paw in his water bowl?
OLDMAN CAT: EXACTLY NOW FIX IT