The Satirical Novel We’re All Living In Continues to Lack Subtlety
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Shorter Verbatim Buckley “Yes of course Tucker Carlson’s brother is named Buckley” Carlson: “Great response [DeBlasio Spokesperson] Amy Spitalnick. Whiny little self-righteous bitch. “Appalling?” And with such an ironic name, too… Spitalnick? Ironic because you just know she has extreme dick-fright; no chance has this girl ever had a pearl necklace. Spoogeneck? I don’t think so. More like LabiaFace.”
What a wit!
Meanwhile, in attempting to play the good cop, his brother remains the most irritating concern troll in the known universe.
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