Innovations In Rape Apologia
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Thers finds a classic of the genre from R. Stacy “Emmett Till had it coming” McCain:
Date rape is an apparently common campus crime that usually involves two drunk young people, one of whom has an erect penis, and the other of whom is unable to avert what the erect penis typically does.
Whether you’re trying to blame the rape victim or apologize for the rapist, positing a dick with a mind of its own is a useful device.