One of us — who, I’m not shitting you, isn’t me — has decided that we all deserve sigils a la Game of Thrones. Feel free to create your own here and share them with the class. Should you feel inspired to create better ones for us, I’m all in favor of that too. (As you can see from my sad attempt to best this anonymous wit, I need a little help.) Here’s the one made for me:
Who am I to argue? I’m me of course:
Yes, that is a ball of cancer peeking from being that enlarged thyroid. I’m sure there’s more to my life than that, but it’s a start. Here’s Farley’s:
Some guy named Noon’s:
And the best of the lot, Loomis’s:
I can only assume that the person responsible for these didn’t mock one up yet. I would like to encourage this person to do so, because it’s Sunday afternoon damn it, so it’s not like there’s anything better to do.