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The Weekly Standard‘s parody page features the following knee-slapper as a “Kids’ letter to Barak Obama”:

Dear Senator Obama,
I’m a student here at Harvard and my mama tells me there ain’t no way a person of color be treated fair in Amerika even if they go to Harvard and [stuff]. You cool with that?
Franklin
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Ha-ha! Via Julian Sanchez, who correctly observes that “my sense is that very few Harvard students of any race speak and write like minstrel-show extras.”