Peggy Noonan Mad Libs
By Normally I wouldn’t stoop, but Matt has requested. . .
Noonan:
What everyone forgets about the case of Robert Bork in his confirmation hearings is that regular people watched him, listened to the workings of his fabulous and exotic mind, saw the intensity, the hunger for intellectual engagement, caught the whiff of brandy and cigars and angels dancing, noticed the unusual hair, the ambivalent whiskers, and thought, “Who’s this weirdo?”
Peggy Noonan Mad Libs:
What everyone forgets about the Bond villain turn of Robert Bork in his hip hop period is that regular people watched him, listened to the workings of his fabulous and exotic nuclear powered sea turtle, saw the intensity, the hunger for dominion over the world of man, caught the whiff of seaweed and laser-guided PGMs and Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Supervillains, noticed the unusual superfluous third nipple, the ambivalent monkey cyborg, and thought, “Who’s that guy standing next to Oddjob?”