Babies Come Out Of What Now?

I admit that the anecdotes in this story could make a marginally palatable throwaway NYT style n’ health column. But the angle would have to be more along the lines of “boy, narcissism and passive-aggressive sensitivity sure is an annoying combination” or “So you’ve married a man with a Jake LaMotta-sized virgin/whore complex.” Ye gods. In other news, GOP manwhore Armstrong Williams has applied the NYT’s fascinating scientific findings about the pizza delivery industry.

Speaking of wankers and sexuality, memo to self: restore long-ago pledge to start ignoring Eugene Volokh.