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If you can’t beat the security guard at Wal*Mart . . .

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Via the Washington Post:

Agency officials have criticized the four former Capitol Hill staffers Goss brought with him for their inexperience. Goss’ first choice for executive director — the agency’s third-ranking official — withdrew his name after The Washington Post reported he had left the agency 20 years ago after an arrest for shoplifting.

In the immortal words of my roommate Aaron, “It’s pretty hard to be a fucking spy when you can’t even successfully shoplift.”

Yes, quite. I’m looking forward to the brave new era for the CIA. If nothing else, the last four years have permanently put to bed any conspiracy theories that the CIA secretly runs America; I’m skeptical of their ability to successfully run a 7-11.

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