Hacktacular!
By You’re all familiar with the classic hack circle-jerk, such as Glenn Reynolds fulsomely praising the wit and widsom displayed by Mickey Kaus on The Dennis Miller Show Starring Rupert Pupkin, thus creating an exponential interaction of hackdom. Well, its filmic equivalent is coming to a theatre near you. Andrew Lloyd Weeber being directed by Joel Schumacher–yowza. Hell exists on earth? Yes. I won’t live in it.
Maybe next we’ll get a film version of Unfit for Command, written by Joe Eztherhaus and directed by McG…
“So there he was on a water-bed
Drinking a cola of a mystery brand
Reading an airport novelette, listening to Andrew Lloyd-Webber’s “Requiem”
He said, before it had really begun,
‘I prefer the one about my Son
I’ve been wading through all this unbelievable junk and wondering if I should have given the world to the monkeys'”
–Elvis Costello, “God’s Comic”