Shorter Verbatim Dave Schultheiss: "What I’m hoping is that, yes, that person may have AIDS, have it seriously as a baby and when they grow up, but the mother will begin to feel guilt as a result of that." Well, you have to, ah, appreciate...
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A third-stringer at Andrew Breitbart's new site Stalinist Aesthetics For Dummies starts us off with some boilerplate that reminds us that "politically correct" has become the most useless phrase in.
Apparently, Roger L. Simon's New Book, I Used to Consider Myself a Democrat, But Thanks to 9/11, I’m Outraged by Chappaquiddick: And That Must Be Why I'm Not Getting Work,.
But I have to agree, if they're going to stop the stimulus bill they're going to need some big puppets. I would also suggest an Uncle Sam on stilts....oh, and I hope we see more of this highly effective line of protest:Verrrrrry Scarrrry! [/Count Floyd]
Obviously, I'd rather sit through a two-day "the films of Joel Schumacher and Tom Shadyac accompanied by the music of Creed and Jessica Simpson" marathon than Pajamas Media's "Wingnuttery 2.0".
Shorter Bryan Stevenson: "First, the Yankees don't believe that African-Americans should be enslaved. Then, they don't believe that women should be enslaved. Always the aggressors!"
Shorter Verbatim Glenn Reynolds, circa 2004: "TODDZILLA ASKS: 'Where is everybody going to Spring Break? Daytona? Guantanamo Bay?' Well, there are some similarities..."Hahahahahahahahaha! Obviously, this is the kind of civility that Pajamas Media is bringing to the interwebs. Meanwhile, Tristam reminds us of the latest...
Apparently there is now a self-described wingnut answer to Doonesbury. I dunno, I think it makes me miss the crudely drawn cartoon duck reading Glenn Beck transcripts. Maybe they should.
I think that PJTV might be the dumbest business venture since some idiot greenlighted Scenes From A Mall.See also. Of course, as soon as they bring the Blogway Boys back.
Painfully -- indeed, almost Mallard Fillmore-levels -- of unfunny cartoon about abortion edition. I'm not really sure why so many wingers find these issues so complex, but...
Shorter Jules Crittenden: Jessica Alba was really dumb for calling Sweden neutral. Even though Sweden is neutral. But in my judgment, Sweden shouldn't have been neutral, which means that Alba.
Dick Armey.