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The Perfect Trump Appointee

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On July 12, 2018
Now I see why Trump nominated Kavanaugh: But when it came to food, the future Supreme Court pick found hardly anything palatable, Christmas said. Kavanaugh was a “bland eater,” his roommate explained, who never ate his pasta with anything more exotic than tomato sauce or ketchup on top. At visits to Yorkside Pizza following late […]
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In case Cubs fans weren’t arrogant enough when they were proud losers, the instant transition into expecting a long dynasty upon winning the World Series made them even more annoying. Plus the team is owned by the vile Ricketts family, which includes this asshole and this other asshole. Meanwhile, not only are the White Sox […]

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On September 10, 2017

Congratulations to the British. From fish and chips to the traditional roast dinner, us Brits love to elevate the simplest of dishes with the help of a good sauce. But when it comes to which one we li

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We all know that if you are a ketchup eater, you share the taste of our president. But he’s not the only demagogue proto-fascist who loved ketchup. I’m reading Dan Carter’s The Politics of Rage, his biography of George Wallace. What did the governor eat during his showdown with the Kennedy’s over integrating the University […]
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Invade Canada

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On May 29, 2017
That’s it. It is now time to invade Canada and be done with this horror. Pour it on! Canadians love Ketchup Chips more than any other nation on earth. They are an essential part of our national snack psyche and our collective red-stained fingers are a delicious symbol of our patriotic passion. But there has […]

Vilest Propaganda

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On May 23, 2017

Now this is some horrible propaganda. Is it anti-communist propaganda from the 50s? No. Is it some awful ISIS video? No. It is Sean Hannity talking about whatever? No. It’s far worse. This is a

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