At five months, Chisel Dustup Palin has reached the height and girth of many fully-grown adults, an accomplishment that owes much to his insatiable hunger for cat meat.
…as you can see, Starbuck has reacted to the arrival of Ripley by undertaking a campaign of hissing, growling, swatting, and dive bombing. Nelson believes that any engagement legitimizes Ripley’s presence, thus increasing the chances that Nelson will be eaten.
Henry’s on prozac these days — not so much to curb his gargantuan appetite for mounting stuffed animals so much to deal with his irrepressible urge to piss on our front door. Since we began doping him up 10 days ago, both activities have ceased entirely.
Another internet tradition scotched by Big Pharma.