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Yousta Bee!

[ 0 ] August 23, 2007 | davenoon

Shorter Neocon:

I used to consider myself a Democrat, but thanks to 9-11, I’m outraged by John Kerry’s 1971 appearance on the Dick Cavett show.

In the comments, I’m advised to brush up on my history of the Vietnam War by reading more from Neocon’s oeuvre.

I’ll get to that, I’m sure, right after I see what Marmaduke has been up to lately.

Everything changed for me on 9/11. I used to be a Democrat, but now I’m outraged that people don’t accept hack editorials as the uncontroverted truth

[ 0 ] July 11, 2007 | Scott Lemieux

Responding to Harry Reid stating the obvious point that the “Surge” shows no signs of working, neo-neocon has a stern admonishment:

It’s clear that Reid doesn’t read the Wall Street Journal. Or if he does, he doesn’t believe it. Or if he does read it and believe it, he doesn’t think his constituency does either, so he can safely ignore it.

Hmm, well, the Wall Street Journal‘s news pages are certainly first-rate, but I read today’s paper and don’t recall a scoop nobody else has that the Iraq state is secure and political reconciliation among warring Iraqi factions is imminent. Strange, maybe I should look ag…oh wait, a link! Which leads us to…an op-ed. Which uses a familiar strategy of evading the fact that none of the most important a priori goals of the Surge are actually any closer to actualization. And was written by…Kimberley Kagan. Yup, someone who had a hand in developing the plan, and whose husband was a primary architect of the plan.

In other words, we have a claim here that Harry Reid is hopelessly divorced from reality because, unlike Ms. neocon, he does not accept the specious arguments made by transparently self-interested hacks in notoriously wingnutty op-ed pages at face value. I think you can see why she finds the Bush administration appealing.

…from a commenter chez Yglesias:

How many Kagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to describe how well it is going, one to say how marvelous the room will look when it is well-lit, and one to tell the workmen that with enough force, the bulb can be screwed directly into the ceiling plaster.

And, of course, another one to feed this nonsense to particularly gullible rubes in one of the nation’s more prominent journals or op-ed pages…

People Who Should Never, Ever Call Other People "Fatuous"

[ 0 ] July 8, 2007 | Scott Lemieux

Roger L. Simon, ladies and gentlemen! It’s not exactly news that the co-founder of Trainwreck Media is one of the biggest clowns in the known universe, but “disagreeing with my Trotskyite-turned-Wolfwitzian politics will cause your son to get a DWI rap, which I will take advantage of to sneeringly repeat long-discredited lies and cliches from 1999 Maureen Dowd columns” really merits an entirely new level of contempt.

P.S. Answer to Labs’ question: “No.”

But…

[ 0 ] June 29, 2007 | Scott Lemieux

Shorter neo-neocon: “Everything changed for me on September 11. I used to consider myself a Democrat, but thanks to 9/11, I’m outraged by Brown v. Board of Education.”

Today Show Headscratch Moment of the Day

[ 0 ] June 20, 2007 | admin

At the gym this morning, I glanced up at the TV screen to see this question scrawled out across the screen below Matt Lauer’s talking head:

“Are the Democrats too Liberal?”

To which I can safely answer, no. Unless you think that Bush et al. are just liberal enough, that is.

"Argumentum Ad Patchouli"

[ 0 ] March 22, 2007 | Scott Lemieux

Indeed.

I suppose it’s not literally true that no genre of blogging is less likely to produce anything of interest or value as the typical Trainwreck Media blogger: i.e. Yoosta Bees whose banal tendency to get more reactionary as they get older and wealthier was accelerated by post 9/11 bedwetting (which, even worse, convinced them that bog-standard conservative politics represented some kind of incredibly earth-shattering insight). But I’m inclined to say it anyway.

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