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OLDMAN CAT IS A PIRATE

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On December 10, 2015
OLDMAN CAT: I AM A PIRATE SEK: And what are you pirating? OLDMAN CAT: I FLY THE JOLLY RANCHER SEK: I think you mean "Jolly Roger"? OLDMAN CAT: NO I MEAN JOLLY RANCHER I FLY IT HERE IT COMES SEK: Where'd you get candy? OLDMAN...

OLDMAN CAT v. TV

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On December 9, 2015
(SEK is watching an episode of The Good Wife featuring an investigator who can't seem to find a babysitter. OLDMAN CAT is asleep at the foot of the bed.) OLDMAN CAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SEK: What the fuck is what? OLDMAN CAT: YOU...

The further adventures of OLDMAN CAT

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On December 2, 2015
OLDMAN CAT: HELP I AM IN THE PANTRY HELP SEK: What are you doing there? OLDMAN CAT: BEING TRAPPED HELP SEK: How did you even get in there? OLDMAN CAT: YOU WENT TO GET CRACKERS SEK: And...? OLDMAN CAT: THAT IS AN INVITATION AMONG MY...

MOVE THE SUN

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On November 6, 2015

OLDMAN CAT: THE SIZE AND LOCATION OF THIS SUNBEAM ARE INADEQUATE SEK: I can't move the sun. OLDMAN CAT: MOVE THE SUN SEK: Did you not hear what I just.

OLDYEATS CAT

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On November 5, 2015
OLDMAN CAT: WHEN I AM OLD AND GREY AND FULL OF SLEEP SEK: You have got to be kidding me. OLDMAN CAT: AND NODDING BY THE FIRE TAKE DOWN THIS BOOK SEK: You are not reciting — OLDMAN CAT: AND SLOWLY READ AND DREAM OF...

WE ALL DIE ALONE

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On November 3, 2015

OLDMAN CAT: I AM SO LONELY SEK: You're on my lap. OLDMAN CAT: THE PAIN OF LONELINESS IS TOO MUCH SEK: Then maybe don't run off into the kitchen. OLDMAN.

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