Author: SEK
I don't even need to entice you -- you want to read this.
(SEK is on line at the gas station waiting for a pump to open, listening to the "Hamilton" soundtrack, admittedly too loudly because he is deaf, when OLD WHITE MAN.
"The Jew Kaufman" appeared on an accidentally special all-Jew, Hanukkah episode of Graphic Policy's "Jonesing for Jessica" podcast with Brett, Elana, and another guest, Sarah Rasher. It was only supposed.
OLDMAN CAT: HOW CLEAN IS THIS WATER SEK: I just changed it. OLDMAN CAT: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 SEK: It's a ten. OLDMAN CAT: IN WHICH 1.
I'm a Jew of German descent -- if you don't believe me, just ask my surname -- whose family tree would have many more branches if it hadn't been pruned.
OLDMAN CAT: THE SIZE AND LOCATION OF THIS SUNBEAM ARE INADEQUATE SEK: I can't move the sun. OLDMAN CAT: MOVE THE SUN SEK: Did you not hear what I just.
OLDMAN CAT: I AM SO LONELY SEK: You're on my lap. OLDMAN CAT: THE PAIN OF LONELINESS IS TOO MUCH SEK: Then maybe don't run off into the kitchen. OLDMAN.
OLDMAN CAT: IT IS TIME TO DO THE THING. SEK: What thing? OLDMAN CAT: IT IS TIME. SEK: I'm getting that. OLDMAN CAT: TO DO. SEK: Yes? OLDMAN CAT: THE.