University of Oklahoma President David Boren.
Suck it up, Sooners. Better luck at the track.
You heard it here first….
China will increase its peacekeeping presence in Lebanon to 1,000 troops, Premier Wen Jiabao has confirmed. The move would make China one of the largest contributors to a strengthened UN force designed to keep the peace.
Here are the current troop totals, including pledges:
France – lead role, 2,000 troops
Italy – 2,500-3,000 troops
Bangladesh – two battalions (2,000 troops)
China – 1,000 troops
Malaysia – one battalion
Spain – mechanised battalion
Indonesia – battalion and engineering company
Nepal – one battalion
Denmark – at least two ships
Poland – 500 troops
Belgium – 400 troops
Finland – 250 troops
Germany – maritime/border patrols, no combat troops
Norway – 100 soldiers
Cormac McCarthy sets his new novel, The Road, in a post-apocalyptic blight of gray skies that drizzle ash, a world in which all matter of wildlife is extinct, starvation is not only prevalent but nearly all-encompassing, and marauding bands of cannibals roam the environment with pieces of human flesh stuck between their teeth. If this sounds oppressive and dispiriting, it is. McCarthy may have just set to paper the definitive vision of the world after nuclear war, and in this recent age of relentless saber-rattling by the global powers, it’s not much of a leap to feel his vision could be not far off the mark nor, sadly, right around the corner.
Believe me when I tell you that there is very little in this world that could make me happier than the prospect of a post-apocalyptic nightmare novel written by Cormac McCarthy. I eagerly await the 26th of September.
take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial
home for incurable tyrants and kings
and they can appear to themselves every day
on closed circuit t.v.
to make sure they’re still real
it’s the only connection they feel
“ladies and gentlemen, please welcome reagan and haig
mr. begin and friend mrs. thatcher and paisley
mr. brezhnev and party
the ghost of mccarthy
the memories of nixon
and now adding colour a group of anonymous latin
american meat packing glitterati”
did they expect us to treat them with any respect
they can polish their medals and sharpen their
smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while
boom boom, bang bang, lie down you’re dead
safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
with their favourite toys
they’ll be good girls and boys
in the fletcher memorial home for colonial
wasters of life and limb
is everyone in?
are you having a nice time?
now the final solution can be applied
I think that George Bush might deserve his own stanza. I guess it must be tough to find out that all of your classic rock heroes actually meant the things that they wrote in their songs. Then again, I’m sure that some faction of wingnuttery has convinced itself that John Lennon would have favored the invasion of Iraq…
Viribus Unitis was the first Austrian dreadnought, commissioned in December 1912. Viribus Unitis carried 12 12″ guns in four triple superfiring turrets, giving her a 12 gun broadside and 6 gun end on fire. She could make 20 knots, but displaced only 20000 tons. Although reasonably well protected from surface fire, Viribus Unitis had very poor underwater protection and was vulnerable to torpedo attack. Early on in the design process, German engineers recommended that the top two turrets be reduced from three to two guns, and that the weight saving be used to shore up her compartmentation. Unfortunately, this advice was rejected.
Austria-Hungary was reluctant to use Viribus Unitis and her sisters aggressively. The German Navy requested the deployment of the three dreadnoughts in August 1914 to support Goeben. However, because Austria-Hungary hoped to remain at peace with the United Kingdom, and because the Austrians feared that a big naval display would bring Italy into the war, the request was declined. This must be regarded as a poor strategic decision; VU and her sisters would play virtually no role in the war after 1914, and early vigorous employment might have damaged the Royal Navy. Neither Admiral Troubridge’s force of four armored cruisers nor the battlecruisers Indomitable and Inflexible (chasing Goeben at the time) would have stood much chance against the Austrian ships.
The rest of Viribus Unitis’ career was uneventful. In May 1915, she bombarded the Italian port city Ancona. In 1918, she and her three sisters sortied to attack the Otranto Barrage, a set of defenses designed to seal the Adriatic off and trap the Austrian Navy. Szent Istvan, one of VU’s sisters, was struck by two torpedos and sank, leading to the cancellation of the operation. Viribis Unitis returned to port, where she sat while Austria-Hungary disintegrated.
In late October 1918, Croatia and Slovenia severed their connection to the Hapsburg crown. Emperor Karl I, a stand up guy when he wasn’t ordering the gassing of his enemies, turned over the entire Austrian Navy to the state that would (eventually) become Yugoslavia. The Allies, however, refused to recognize this transfer. The Italians in particular were not enthusiastic about the creation of a new, large Slavic state with a large and powerful navy. On October 31st, two Italian frogmen entered Pula harbor and attached a mine to Viribus Unitis’ hull. The two frogmen were captured before the mine exploded, and brought aboard the Croatian battleships. When questioned, they admitted that they had attached a mine, and recommended that the ship be abandoned. Panic and frenzy ensued, with the Croatian sailors understandably irritated at the Italians. The ship was partially abandoned and the mine exploded. 300 sailors who had remained on board for damage control, as well as the admiral of the Croatian Navy, died when the ship capsized.
Most of the wreck of Viribus Unitis remains at the bottom of Pula Harbor. A more detailed description of her loss can be found here.
Trivia: What battleship was capable of launching 22 aircraft?
Iraqi security forces will dig trenches around Baghdad and set up checkpoints along all roads leading into the city to reduce some of the violence plaguing the capital, the Interior Ministry said Friday.
”Trenches will be dug around Baghdad in the coming weeks when the third part of the Baghdad security plan is implemented,” Khalaf said. Metropolitan Baghdad has a circumference of about 60 miles.
The security plan, known as Operation Together Forward, began June 15 and is being implemented in three phases. The first phase included setting up random checkpoints around the city, phase two began Aug. 7 and focused on the most violence-prone areas of Baghdad — mostly the Sunni Arab southern districts. Phase three reportedly includes cordoning off and searching other parts of Baghdad, including predominantly Shiite areas.
Khalaf said that except for the trenches, vehicle and pedestrian traffic would be restricted to just 28 entry points with manned checkpoints.
”We will leave only 28 inlets to Baghdad while all other inlets will be blocked. Supports will be added to the trenches to hinder the movements of people and vehicles. The trenches will be under our watch,” he said.
It hardly needs to be mentioned that, under circumstances like this, expectation that social or economic life can proceed at anything approaching normality or productivity is absurd.
Moron whose name escapes me on ESPN:
The problem with the Tigers is that they strikeout too much. They need to start manufacturing runs. Look at tonight.
Tonight they lost 11-3. That’s a lot of runs to manufacture.
Blathering nonsensically about manufacturing runs is the baseball equivalent of advocating random wars in political punditry. It’s crazy and it makes no sense, but for some reason people think that you’re “serious”. I guess it’s just too obvious to say that good pitching, lots of baserunners, and some guys who can hit the ball a long way help you win games.
Communist leaders across the world are not keen on retirement, and veteran Indian Marxist Jyoti Basu is being told by comrades not to break the tradition.
On Wednesday the 93-year-old pleaded with the Communist Party of India (Marxist) politburo to be allowed to retire in view of his advanced age.
But the politburo turned down his request with a resounding “nyet”. They have told the veteran West Bengal politician that he must remain active in politics at least until 2008.
The veteran leader, who was chief minister of the West Bengal for 22 years from 1978, was not very amused. “I am feeling very weak at times these days,” he said while he walked past journalists, helped by his long-time assistant Joy Krishna Ghosh. Jyoti Basu recently injured his right leg after a fall at his Salt Lake residence in Calcutta.