Part One 1. I take a nice long bubble bath in an apartment empty but for me and the OLDMEN CATS 2. I sleep for eight hours alone but for me and the OLDMEN CATS 3. I awake to find half my house covered in...
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As I peek through my fingers at my bank account at month's end, it occurs to me it might be time for another OLDMAN CAT fundraiser, because I am broke..
This may be of interest to some of you. I only post the OLDMAN CAT posts that aren't too self-referential or self-involved here, but 100 percent of all OLDMAN CAT.
(Because it is finally cold in Louisiana, today we allowed the Great Dane I affectionately refer to as THE HORSE hang out in the laundry room with the door closed) OLDMAN CAT: I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU SEK: THEN USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE. OLDMAN CAT:...
OLDMAN CAT: I AM A PIRATE SEK: And what are you pirating? OLDMAN CAT: I FLY THE JOLLY RANCHER SEK: I think you mean "Jolly Roger"? OLDMAN CAT: NO I.
(SEK is watching an episode of The Good Wife featuring an investigator who can't seem to find a babysitter. OLDMAN CAT is asleep at the foot of the bed.) OLDMAN.
OLDMAN CAT: HOW CLEAN IS THIS WATER SEK: I just changed it. OLDMAN CAT: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 SEK: It's a ten. OLDMAN CAT: IN WHICH 1 IS DIRTY AND 10 IS REALLY FUCKING DIRTY SEK: I just changed it. OLDMAN CAT: SO...
OLDMAN CAT: HELP I AM IN THE PANTRY HELP SEK: What are you doing there? OLDMAN CAT: BEING TRAPPED HELP SEK: How did you even get in there? OLDMAN CAT:.
OLDMAN CAT: HALLOWEEN! SEK: Cats don't wear costumes. OLDMAN CAT: Do too. SEK: That's not a costume. OLDMAN CAT: Is too. SEK: That's a shrimp shell on your neck. OLDMAN.
A couple months back I asked SEK if he wanted to do a collaborative post with me, wherein I'd post the funny cat piece I'd recently finished and he'd riff on it. Well, if you follow him on Facebook, you'd know that SEK has had...
I often think I should write more posts (period, but also ones) that add authorial "color" or whatever. Like about the fact that Ifrit has developed a taste for hanging.
Word has circulated around the internets that the last of the Oldmen Cats, SEK's legendary pets, has died. Which is of course a time to lament our dear, departed friend.