And Then There Were…I’ve Lost Count
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Huh, I had expected Hikcenlooper to be the first mediocre white guy running a hopeless vanity campaign for no discernible reason to drop out:
Rep. Eric Swalwell is expected to abandon his uphill run for president Monday and announce that he will instead seek a fifth term in the House.
Swalwell’s plans were confirmed by a Capitol Hill source with knowledge of his intentions.
We never even had to learn how to spell your name.
Maybe we’ll now see the astonishing return of Linc Chafee.