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HEY LADIES!!!! (GET CHUNKY)

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My dude AJ has some helpful advice for you:

While there’s lots to like about this list, I feel it’s incomplete, so I’d like to add my own tips, if I may.

-Don’t poop
-Use a horse and carriage to travel
-Save your virginity for Tony Robinson
-Dress modestly–print out 50 pictures of Ben Shapiro and tape them around your body
-Get your hair styled exclusively by sister-wives
-When you give birth, sneeze daintily to express discomfort
-Become a cinephile by enjoying the entire Hallmark Candace Cameron canon
-If you must eat, eat food that nourishes your soul–like adrenochrome

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