Shorter Rudy: Look, just because Donald Trump’s campaign colluded with Russia doesn’t mean that Trump himself did, in a direct, personal way. He’s never even been to Russia, at least not very recently.
I mean be fair.
Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.