Tweet and Sour: April Tools Edition
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Happy Easter. Happy Dumb Joke Day.
Tweet:
I had big honking teeters, just enormous bosoms, and I thought about them constantly as I walked down the street, using my legs (thick, with big shapely calves), but never not thinking about my enormo honkers, https://t.co/UaCQBchchL
— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) April 1, 2018
I was a scruffy haired awkward kid with glasses when The Sorcerer's Stone came out so I got called 'Harry Potter' by the whole school for like five years straight.
So ya, not a fan, but I still find this performative contempt for the series and its fanbase to be really weird. pic.twitter.com/D2to1GJeaV
— Weedlewobble (@weedlewobble) April 1, 2018
Then why did you delete so many of your tweets expressing your opinions? https://t.co/G9METrydOI
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) March 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/980097134094618625
They’d make one that appeals to your family, but they’re having trouble cracking “The Tale of the King Who Told Everyone He Wanted to Fuck the Princess” https://t.co/6bgsgLjk4U
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 28, 2018
Sour:
— The Spook Desk (@thespookdesk) April 1, 2018
If you are a teenager & believe you won’t be responsible enough to own a gun until 21, why should you vote before 21?
— Steve King (@SteveKingIA) March 27, 2018
I was recently interviewed. My interviewer asked me about how I overcome doubts about, well, everything so I can continue to make art. You can read the interview here.