Please help me pick a headline for this blog post (update)
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I can’t decide if it should be Bizarre love triangle. Or THIS is an EX-PARROTT. Or Nazi training kampf.
Or Heimbach Maneuver.
Or Honey, Heimbach!
The choices are endless when a neo-nazi group implodes because the leader of the group allegedly was beaten beat up his spokestroglodyte, who was also co-founder of the group. Because the leader is deeply committed to defending to the white way of life, and that apparently involves having an affair. With the wife of the spokestroglodyte.
Who is also leader’s father-in-law.
As the Southern Poverty Law Center gleefully reports:
Matthew Heimbach, the leader of the Traditionalist Worker Party, is free on bond after being charged with battery in southern Indiana after a bizarre sequence of events involving Heimbach having an affair with his chief spokesman’s wife.
Police in Paoli, Indiana, said Heimbach attacked his wife and TWP spokesman Matt Parrott early Tuesday morning after the two confronted him about the affair with Parrott’s wife.
After the arrest, Parrott announced he was walking away from the group.
“I’m done. I’m out,” Parrott told The Southern Poverty Law Center on Tuesday. “SPLC has won. Matt Parrott is out of the game. Y’all have a nice life.”
Weh.
In the report, all four people involved in the incident recorded their occupations as “White Nationalist.”
Another possible post title: What do you call four racist dirtbags punching each other in the head? A good start!
